Good My Ohness!!!

I went in today for my first physical exam since high school. Besides the usual turn your head and cough routine they did an ekg and took all of my blood. They told me it was to check my cholesterol but I think it is so they can sell it on e-bay.

The appointment, in retrospect, was a bit of a let down. I was expecting bad news like "you have 3 months to live" or "were going to have to amputate," but they didn't say any of that. Actually I have to wait for the test results. I guess that could lead to something exciting.

So question, if I get a high cholesterol score, do I get to put my initials on a board with other high scores?

If you think only Bill Gates and company release crappy software updates, correct yourself. Today I lost about 3-4 hours of productivity because a Mac software update broke all of my java applications.

Grrr, Steve Jobs, Grrr.

Ever feel like a spiritual ninja-kung-fu master? Ever get slapped across the face by the world or punched in the mouth by Satan and his demons, only to wipe the blood from your mouth, look at it on your hand and say, "Ennhhh!?" (in Bruce Lee tone)


Satan can do what he is fated to do, his destiny is inevitable and sad.

Lord, what have I done to deserve such exemption? I could never pay you back, never earn your favor. I don't deserve the heavenly gifts you have given me!